100 reasons why you should buy tickets to war crimes [40-31]

Tickets are on sale now for our June production of War Crimes. You should buy some. Here are some reasons why:

40. Because Amnesty issues outstanding reports like this
39. Because The Market Complex is gunning for our guy
38. Because this play illustrates that will happen once we're not listening to each other anymore
37. Because our fake trial will tide CSPAN junkies over before the Kagan confirmation hearings begin
36. Because our postcards provide tactile delight -- seek one out today and you'll be sure to agree
35. Because we're trying to get a Betty White cameo via Facebook group
34. Because you probably should get a handle on the end of the American Empire before it happens for real
33. Because certain Michigan lawmakers clearly need to see this play
32. Because you probably need solace after voting for the Lib-Dems
31. Because the male cast members are really, really tall; it's kinda unsettling

Need more reasons? Come back next week. Otherwise, buy your tickets right now.