100 reasons why you should buy tickets to war crimes [70-61]

Tickets are on sale now for our June production of War Crimes. You should buy some. Here are some reasons why:

70. Because if there’s one thing your off-off-Broadway theatergoing experience has right now, it’s too much English
69. Because no animals were harmed in the making of this production
68. Because ON-STAGE NUDITY [Note: there is no on-stage nudity in this show]
67. Because the ghost of David Garrick said you should
66. Because you're as sick of identity politics as we are
65. Because the ghost of Slobodan Milosevic said you shouldn't
64. Because even if you didn't care about the last puppy (#99), you'll care about this one
63. Because musicals are overrated
62. Because vampires are overrated
61. Because because stunt casting is way overrated

Need more reasons? Come back next week. Otherwise, buy your tickets right now.